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What are you scared of?

As an adult, what is your biggest fear? You could of had this fear as a child and you grew up with it. Or it just sort of came out of nowhere. I am 21 years old, and I'm horrified of the dark. I have my reasons. The main one being: growing up I spent a lot of time at my grandmas house. She would pretty much force me and my sisters to watch scary movies. I was 4-5 years old at the time. And still to this day, the dark is just something I can't handle.

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Posted on 15 February 2014

New movies on home video for August 20, 2013


New Movies

Older Movies

Straight to Video


Netflix (DVD)


Hey, as per the suggestions from last weeks thread, I've added this weeks releases for iTunes, Netflix and Redbox in addition to what's coming out on Blu-Ray and DVD. Please let me know if you have any ideas for how to improve these new weekly threads we'll be doing.

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Posted on 19 August 2013

What was the first movie you walked out on?

I have never walked out of a movie before I went to see Scary Movie 5 with a bunch of friends.. The whole audience was hysterically laughing for the first thirty minutes we were in there which made no sense to me.

If you liked the first couple of Scary movies do not go to see this one. The amount of repetitiveness of seeing middle school aged children getting hurt is cringeworthy. Not to mention the multiple scenes of a baby getting hurt.

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Posted on 20 April 2013

949paintball: #111 - Scary Movie 5 (2013)

Date viewed: 4/13/2013

Date started: 1/1/2013

Throw some big names into a movie and it doesn't matter what happens, right? Far too many producers think like this. And if you haven't judged yet by my phrasing, it is a terrible way to make movies. Especially when many of the "big names" are big for controversial reasons, looking at you Charlie.

Anyway, if you somehow have never heard of "Scary Movie," it is a parody film series, primarily poking fun at, well, scary movies. The story is never great, usually filled with poop jokes, penis jokes, and everything else the teenagers love. So, if you're above the age of 16, you probably don't like the movies.

The first four installments featured Cindy Campbell ,played by Anna Faris, as the main character. Having a lead character kept the series somewhat enjoyable, so now we find problem number 1 of this film: Anna Faris is nowhere to be found. Now we have Jody, played by Ashley Tisdale, as the main character. The first ten minutes of seeing Tisdale on screen I was trying to figure out where I had last seen her. It was the Suite Life of Zach and Cody. A huge difference. But good for her for trying to get new roles! Now her next goal should be to find a good role. Most other characters in the film were rappers, or actors with a past.

Some moments in this film were funny, I'll give it that. But it definitely not worth the price of admission. It's like they didn't even try. Maybe we can put a stop to these terrible parody films, but I doubt that will happen any time soon. With the absence of any past character returning, a complete neglect of plot structure, then not even being funny, I have to say this film isn't worth watching.

Rating: 3/10

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Posted on 14 April 2013

Scary Movie 5. And the nature of parody.

I think its amazing that the current TV spots for Scary Movie 5 are showing scenes parodying "Evil Dead" and "Mama" two films that are barely 3 months old. (Evil Dead just coming out last week). How does a film like "Scary Movie" write, shoot, and edit a scene like that in time for a wide release just a 7 days away? Is it just that cheap and easy?

"Scream" came out in 1996 and "Scary Movie 1" came out in 2000. From 4 years to 4 months, is current cinema so short minded that it makes fun of itself immediately after its invention? I know this is a recurring discussion on Reddit and how everything is a remake of a remake. Its just crazy how fast its being remade or parodied.

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Posted on 7 April 2013

What movie are you most excited to see in 2013?

I know there are a lot of movies to come out in 2013 but which one are you most excited about?

Oz: the Great and Powerful, G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Oblivion, Scary Movie 5, Iron Man 3, The Great Gatsby, Star Trek: Into Darkness, Fast and Furious 6, The Hangover Part III, Man of Steel, World War Z, Kick Ass 2, The Wolverine, 300: Rise of an Empire, Sin City: A Dame to Kill For, Ender's Game, Thor: The Dark Woods, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, Jack Ryan, A Good Day to Die Hard, the Lone Ranger, Elysium and a whole bunch of others...

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Posted on 8 December 2012

2013 Movie Schedule


Promised Land ... January 11

Gangster Squad ... January 11

Zero Dark Thirty ... January 11

The Last Stand ... January 18

Mama ... January 18

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters ... January 25


Stand Up Guys ... February 1

Warm Bodies ... February 1

Side Effects ... February 8

A Good Day to Die Hard ... February 14


Jack the Giant Slayer ... March 1

Oz: The Great and Powerful ... March 8

Admission ... March 8

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone ... March 15

Carrie ... March 15

The Croods ... March 22

G.I. Joe: Retaliation ... March 29


To the Wonder ... ???

42 ... April 12

Evil Dead ... April 12

Scary Movie 5 ... April 19

Oblivion ... April 19

Pain and Gain ... April 26


Iron Man 3 ... May 3

The Great Gatsby ... May 10

Star Trek Into Darkness ... May 17

Fast Six ... May 24

Epic ... May 24

The Hangover: Part III ... May 24


The Internship ... June 7

After Earth ... June 7

Now You See Me ... June 7

Much Ado About Nothing ... June 7

Man of Steel ... June 14

End of the World ... June 14

World War Z ... June 21

Monsters University ... June 21

Kick-Ass 2 ... June 28


Lone Ranger ... July 3

Despicable Me 2 ... July 3

Pacific Rim ... July 12

R.I.P.D. ... July 19

The Wolverine ... July 26


Red 2 ... August 2

300: Rise of an Empire ... August 2

Elysium ... August 9

Robocop ... August 9

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters ... August 16

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones ... August 23


I, Frankenstein ... September 13

Prisoners ... September 20

Rush ... September 20

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 ... September 27

The Tomb ... September 27

The Wolf of Wall Street ... ???


Sin City: A Dame to Kill For ... October 4

Captain Phillips ... October 11

Oldboy ... October 11

Gravity ... October 18

The World's End ... October 25


Ender’s Game ... November 1

Thor: The Dark World ... November 8

Catching Fire ... November 22


The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug ... December 13

Saving Mr. Banks ... December 20

47 Ronin ... December 25

Jack Ryan ... December 25

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty ... December 25

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Posted on 29 November 2012

As an adult, has a scary movie actually scared, or had lasting "freaked out" effects on you?

Sure there were plenty of movies that freaked me the fuck out when I was younger (Tommyknockers, Fire In The Sky), but as an adult, I've been pretty unaffected.

I'd say the closest I've gotten to scared after watching a movie would have to be the night after seeing paranormal activity and sleeping over at my girlfriends extremely creaky house.

How 'bout you, Reddit?

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Posted on 13 October 2012

List of movies coming out next year (2013). Which one(s) will you see?

January 4

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D

January 11

  • Gangster Squad

  • Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (3D/2D theaters)

January 18

  • Broken City

  • The Last Stand

January 25

  • Battle of the Year

  • The Conjuring

  • Movie 43

  • Parker

February 1

  • Bullet to the Head

  • Warm Bodies

February 8

  • 47 Ronin (3D/2D theaters)

  • The Bitter Pill

  • Safe Haven

February 13

  • Beautiful Creatures

February 14

  • A Good Day to Die Hard

  • Escape From Planet Earth

February 22

  • I, Frankenstein

March 1

  • Elysium

  • Stoker

March 8

  • Oz The Great and Powerful

March 15

  • 21 and Over

  • Carrie

  • Now You See Me

March 22

  • The Croods (3D/2D theaters and IMAX 3D)

  • Jack the Giant Killer (3D/2D theaters and IMAX)

March 29

  • G.I. Joe: Retaliation (3D/2D theaters)

  • The Host

April 5

  • Dead Man Down

  • Untitled Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy Comedy

April 12

  • 42

  • Disconnect

  • Evil Dead

April 19

  • Scary Movie 5

April 26

  • Oblivion

May 3

  • Iron Man 3

May 10

  • Identity Thief

  • Tyler Perry Presents We the Peeples

May 17

  • Pixels

  • Untitled Star Trek Sequel (3D/2D theaters and IMAX 3D)

May 24

  • Epic

  • Fast & Furious 6

  • The Hangover Part III

June 7

  • After Earth

June 14

  • The End of the World

  • Man of Steel

June 19

  • Turbo

June 21

  • Monsters University (3D/2D theaters)

  • World War Z

June 28

  • The Internship

  • R.I.P.D.

July 3

  • Despicable Me 2

  • Independence Day 3D

  • The Lone Ranger

July 12

  • Grown Ups 2

  • Pacific Rim

July 19

  • Jurassic Park 3D

July 26

  • Phineas and Ferb

  • The Wolverine

July 31

  • The Smurfs 2

August 2

  • 300 Sequel

  • RED 2

August 9

  • RoboCop

August 16

  • Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

August 23

  • The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

August 30

  • Leo The Lion

September 13

  • The Little Mermaid 3D (3D/2D theaters)

September 27

  • Paranoia

  • Runner Runner

October 4

  • Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

  • Untitled Henry Selick Film

October 11

  • Captain Phillips

October 18

  • The Seventh Son

October 25

  • The Trick Or Treaters

November 1

  • Ender's Game

  • White House Down

November 8

  • Mr. Peabody & Sherman

  • One Direction Concert Movie 3D

  • Thor: The Dark World

November 22

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2D theaters and IMAX)

November 27

  • Frozen

December 6

  • Santapprentice

December 13

  • The Hobbit: There and Back Again (3D/2D theaters and IMAX 3D)

December 20

  • Walking with Dinosaurs

December 25

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
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Posted on 27 July 2012

The movies of ready for some hits & misses.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D. 35 years after the original murders, Leatherface (Dan Yeager) targets Heather Miller (Alexandra Daddario), a young woman who travels to Texas with her friends to claim an inheritance that includes Leatherface's old house. Directed by John Luessnhop

Scary Movie 5. Friends Jody (Ashley Tisdale) and Kendra (Erica Ash) compete for the role of lead dancer in a company run by an aloof and oversexed French director. Directed by Malcolm Lee.

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. Witch hunters Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) are hired to stop Muriel (Famke Jenssen), a witch who has captured the children of a small town in order to sacrifice them in a ritual to achieve immortality. At the same time, Hansel and Gretel must also deal with the sadistic Sheriff Berringer (Peter Stormare), who is murdering innocents in his quest to find the witches. Directed by Tommy Wirkola.

The Last Stand. In the small town of Sommerton Junction, near the Mexican border, Sheriff Ray Owens (Arnold Schwarzenegger) and his unexperienced team of deputies faces off against fugitive drug lord Gabriel Cortez (Eduardo Noriega), who has hired mercenary Burrell (Peter Stormare) and his men to eliminate the entire police force, therefore preventing anyone from trying to stop Cortez from escaping the FBI by crossing the border. Directed by Kim Jee-Woon

Broken City. Private detective Billy Taggart (Mark Wahlberg) is hired by the Mayor of New York City, Richard Barlow (Russell Crowe), to find out if his wife, Emily (Catherine Zeta-Jones), is having an affair. However, when the investigation leads him to uncover a political conspiracy, he becomes a target of unknown forces out to silence him. Directed by Allen Hughes.

Battle of the Year: The Dream Team. A breakdancing crew and their instructor, Derrek (Josh Holloway) travels to Fance for the Battle of the Year International Championship, where they face off against the world's best b-boy teams. Directed by Benson Lee.

Parker. Parker (Jason Statham) is a professional thief with a code of conduct that includes never stealing from people in need. However, his honor is put to test when a billion dollar job comes his way. And when he betrays his morals only to discover he was set up, he decides to get revenge against those responsible. Directed by Taylor Hackford.

Movie 43. An anthology of twenty comedic shorts by different directors. The cast includes Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler, Josh Duhamel, Chloe Moretz, Elizabeth Banks, Leslie Bibb, Ellen Page, Sam Rockwell, Kate Winslet, Anna Faris, Uma Thurman, Naomi Watts and several others.

EDIT: More movies in Comments

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Posted on 10 June 2012

Movies of 2013.

What will you be watching?

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D. Scary Movie 5. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. The Last Stand. Monsters, Inc. 3D. Broken City. Movie 43. Battle of the Year. Parker. Bullet to the Head. Warm Bodies. Safe Haven. 47 Ronin. The Bitter Pill. Beautiful Creatures. A Good Day to Die Hard. Escape from Planet Earth. I, Frankenstein. Trance. Elysium. Oz, The Great and Powerful. Carrie. Now You See Me. Jack, The Giant-Killer. Captain Phillips. The Croods. G.I. Joe: Retaliation. Tyler Perry's The Marriage Counselor. The Host. Untitled Sandra Bullock/Melissa McCarthy Buddy Cop Movie. The Evil Dead. 42. Oblivion. Iron Man 3. Identity Thief. Tyler Perry's We the Peeple. Star Trek 2. The Hangover: Part III. Epic. Fast and Furious 6. After Earth. Man of Steel. The End of the World. World War Z. Monsters University. R.I.P.D. The Internship. The Lone Ranger. Independence Day 3D. Despicable Me 2. Pacific Rim. Grown-Ups 2. Jurassic Park 3D. Turbo. The Wolverine. Phineas and Ferb. Dirty Dancing. The Smurfs 2. 300: Battle of Artemisia. RED 2. Robocop. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters. The Mortal Instruments. Leon, The Lion. The Little Mermaid 3D. Paranoia. Untitled Henry Sellick 3D Movie. Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. The Seventh Son. The Trick or Treaters. Ender's Game. White House Down. Thor 2. Me and My Shadow. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Frozen. Bad Santa 2. Santapprentice. The Hobbit: There and Back Again. Ninja Turtles. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.

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Posted on 1 June 2012

reddit, I need a good horror flick to scare a girl

A girl I recently started dating LOVES horror movies. Problem is there's not much she hasn't seen or stuff that scares her. She doesn't think I can find a truly scary movie she hasn't seen.

So, I'm employing your help to come up with something.

A few things:

) No pre-2000, or maybe pre-1995 movies. Yeah, they're classics and all, but they're simply not scary by today's standards. They're more laughable now than scary.

2) Gore is fine, but not JUST gore. I want SCARY/HORROR too.

3) No corny acting or effects or crappy plot that is going to make the movie seem stupid. I want a solid scary/horror flick.

4) Oh, and preferably one in english... not subtitled.

5) She's seen a lot of scary movies. So if you're going to throw out something like Paranormal Activity, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ring, etc... I'm sure she's already seen it.

Any ideas?

EDIT Ok, lets include foreign/subtitled movies...

EDIT2 Downloading Martyrs, Noroi: The Curse, and The Audition. Hopefully one of these does the job! Thanks for all the responses!

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Posted on 15 July 2011